Calmer now.

Things are going much better today. I got a newer, more synthetic-feeling nipple to top things off, and it's like I'm a new person. Eli's been taking over most of the nursing duties from mommy for now:

Easy there, partner. I'm not afraid to puke on you.

I'm also proud to report that I'm in ship shape after my first doctor's checkup:

It tickles... I mean hurts... I mean I'm cold... or something...

I'm proud to say that I lost 11% of my birth weight after only four days. If I can do it, you ladies can too. My all-breast-milk diet book is forthcoming-- check the front of your local Barnes & Noble.