Evelyn Kaplowitz photo contest!

As part of my effort to make this blog more participatory, I am announcing the first annual Evelyn Kaplowitz Photo Contest. The theme for this year is "me smiling." This year's contestants are mom, dad and mom. And dad. Post your votes in the comment section below, call our toll-free number, or text your vote to Evelyn Idol!

Picture 1

Mischevious. Toothy (if I had teeth). At early frontrunner.

Picture 2

I must have been dreaming about something pretty funny. Like how my dad needs a freakin' shave.

Picture 3

An obvious fake. A candidate for early elimination.

Picture 4

A bemused smile. It sort of says, "What the hell am I doing in this silly thing?"

Picture 5

This picture demonstrates that I'll pretty much smile at anyone, even if I've never seen them in my whole life.

Picture 6

Loo-ser! This one will NEVER get anywhere.

Cast your votes now-- America is riveted to their blog screens!