Settling down

Sorry I haven't kept you guys posted for a while. I've been busy getting back to my birth weight, but I've been able to break away from my regimen of eating and sleeping to blog. The best news is that I'm getting some great sleep so far-- up to six hours. Check this out:

I'm in deep REM sleep: rabid eye movement.

The bro has been great so far. Here he is with me, displaying an expression that can only be described as "beatific."


Here we are having a staring contest:

I won this round.

Mom and dad then had their own staring contest:

I'll be playing mom in the finals.

But after a week and a half, I got sick of just hanging around the house. Last Tuesday I took my pimped out ride for a spin:

That's my bro riding my coattails.

That ride whet my appetite for further adventures. However, my big bro was really cramping my style. When grandma and grandpa took him for the weekend, I saw my chance. At my suggestion, mom, dad and I hit the town with dad's law school friends:

I'm not asleep. The camera flash just made me close my eyes.

Most of dad's friends were pretty normal, but there were some exceptions:

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The evening started off pretty tame:


...but I may have gone overboard by the end:


That's all for now. Check out my big bro's blog if you've looked at all of the rest of the web sites on the Internet. It's that lame.